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Back in the day, I nuked Dania Beach Commissioner Pat Flury's career over a little gag involving dick-nose glasses. (Yes, really. Google it. She wore novelty glasses with a penis nose, it went viral, and boom—resignation.)
Fast-forward to now. With a respectful nod to history, I’ve taken up the pen and… let’s just say Sheriff Gregory Tony of BSO is the latest to get “Flury’d.”
Because when the top cop of Broward goes on TV saying “I have the power of this office to do a lot of damage to individuals” — well, that’s not law enforcement, that’s intimidation. That’s authoritarian cosplay.
So I dick-nosed him. Satire is a scalpel, and I’m just carving the hypocrisy into relief. Different clown, same circus.
Welcome to Broward County, folks, where the political legacy isn’t just corruption — it’s dick-nose glasses.
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