Facing death by alligators

Well, having a non zero chance of being eaten by alligators made me reflect on my life

Same routine of going to work, exercise and sleep

27 years old, no girlfriend or even friends to go out and do things

Any suggestions? A place to go and meet people, I just need to talk to someone because I can't no longer distract myself with videogames or TV, having a military agency with 150b dollars looking for an excuse to exterminate me is making me going insane.