Only in Miami do people just start talking to you in Spanish like you grew up in Hialeah

Bro, only in Miami… people just assume you speak Spanish. I’ll be at Publix, or walking into Hard Rock Stadium, and out of nowhere someone’s hitting me with full speed Spanish.

Thing is — I don’t speak Spanish. At all. But I love it. No shade. It’s just hilarious and kind of wholesome that it’s the default setting here.

Miami Spanish people are the best. Nowhere else in the country do you just get adopted into the culture instantly like that.