Neighbor , a crappy one

Hi everyone just another wonderful day here in Miami. I have a somewhat of an asshole neighbor that not only parks on the swale in front of my house when he has his own, he also parks his car about 2 inches from my bumper when I have my car parked on the swale. The kicker, he has a fucking camera that says” you are being recorded “and it’s pointing into my backyard so whenever I go into my yard, that thing goes off every single time. Any cute/unique ideas on how I can put this neighbor in his place? I was gonna try neighbor wars but figured I start here