🔥 Another Day, Another “Service” Pit Bull Unleashed at the Beach 🔥

Welcome to the Magic City, where every dog is a service dog, every car is handicapped, and every rule is just a polite suggestion.

Yet another unleashed pit bull roaming the beach like it owns the place, but don’t worry, it’s a service dog (because the owner said so, and that’s all it takes now apparently). No leash, no vest, no problem! In Miami, your vibes are your credentials.

At this point, I’m half expecting someone to slap a “service animal” vest on a gator and call it emotional support. If we’re going to bend over backwards to “accommodate everyone,” we might as well hand out service dog certificates with cafecito.

There’s no constitutional right to play beach cowboy with your unleashed pit bull, no matter how many times you call it a “therapy animal.” Maybe, just maybe, it’s time we stop pretending every dog is a licensed emotional support life coach and start enforcing some rules before someone ends up in the ER with a “misunderstood” bite mark.

But hey… it’s Miami. Rules are more like… suggestions, right?