ISO: Candle Cohort in Crime 🕯️💸

Are you also dangerously obsessed with luxury candles? Do you find yourself justifying a $150 candle because it “lasts longer than therapy”? Same.

Let’s encourage each other to make terrible financial decisions that transform our homes into shrines of straight-up wealth.

Must enjoy:

✨ Trudon (as much as breathing)

✨ Pretending Diptyque sales are “investments”

✨ Smelling like Versailles even if our bank accounts say Studio Apartment

What I bring to the table:

✨A library of candles categorized by mood, season, and how much I want my guests to think I’m doing better than I actually am.

✨The ability to say, with a straight face, “This one smells like the inside of an 18th-century chateau’s library.”

✨Zero financial restraint and a Costco-sized box of matches.

What you bring to the table:

✨Equal (or greater) candle obsession.

✨Willingness to enable each other’s terrible, reckless spending habits in the name of olfactory excellence.

✨A nose trained to detect the subtle difference between “expensive Parisian wax poured by monks” and “TJ Maxx clearance bin.”

If you’re looking for a candle friend to split the bill for sushi takeout and a bottle of whatever wine was on sale and immediately blow our savings on wax, we might be candle soulmates.

I’m looking for you ..